The HandJob and Fleshlight Cafe

11 February 2007

Is the Fleshlight Worth It?

At more than $60, the Fleshlight is indeed expensive. There has been a ton of attention, hype, and buzz surrounding this male sex toy for a few years, but you wonder: Is it really worth it? Or is just that? A bunch of unworthy hype? As someone who has worked in the adult entertainment industry (and yes, has his share of good pussy), I thought I would give the Fleshlight a test drive. Does it resemble having sex? Read on to find out.

So, why is the Fleshlight so unique compared to other toys like cock rings, and pumps? First off, there are so many types to choose from, depending on what sensation you want - they have orifices for the female mouth (blowjob), anus (anal sex), vagina (regular sex). Name me another affordable toy that has such a wide variety of toys that does its purpose.

I bought my first Fleshlight, a WonderWave (vagina) around 2 years ago. I had the week off (just finished a huge porn movie with a hot Japanese chick), so I was relaxing around the house. The doorbell rang, and the UPS guy handed me a brown box. I knew this was the Fleshlight - I had been waiting for so long.

I quickly finished my lunch, and started to put a porn flick with Charmane Star (my favorite porn actress, and someone I hope to work with in the near future). I always fantasized of having sex, and came close to doing so a year ago when we met in a hotel.

I popped up the porn flick, and pour some hot water into my Fleshlight. I rubbed some lube onto the tip of my throbbing, erect penis, and into the Fleshlight. I had my fantasy set in stone.. I was going to screw Charmane Star.

I put the Fleshlight inside a shoe, propping pillows around it on my bed.. I wanted it to resemble real sex as much as possible. I carefully slid my cock into it, and boy, it just felt like heaven. I slowly pulled in and out, as the ribs in the Fleshlight simply worked their magic.. it felt so awesome.

I could feel all of her beauty and flesh. I could feel her bubbling sexuality.. the woman I had wanted to screw for so long. I had seen all her porn movies, and seen her live. I had seen her had sex, and wanted to be the one kissing her, massaging her tits, and pumping my cum deep inside her tight ass, and vagina. At last, I was fucking Charmane Star.

After just 5 minutes of sliding in and out of the Fleshlight, I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer. I slammed deeper and faster, as I yelled like a madman “Fuck you! Fuck You! Oooh.. Fuck You!”. I had no time for being creative.. I just wanted to cum inside this beautiful Asian goddess. In an orgasm of an excruciating sensation, I pumped my sperm inside the Charmane Star’s vagina. It felt warm, wet, and wonderful. I moaned and moaned as my hips humped slower deep inside the pussy.

“Oh.. Charmane.. Oh.. Charmane..” I moaned. After I cummed, I didn’t want to stop… It felt so good I didn’t want to move at all.. I still felt the tingly feeling even 2 hours after that session. That night, I had 2 more sessions with the Fleshlight.. I knew I would never get tired of it.. What is there to get tired of? It’s like sex, only it’s available 24/7.

I have fucked many attractive actresses in my career - some who have even made me cum within minutes such as Lily Thai, and Kobe Tai, and when I pump my penis in and out of a Fleshlight, it feels very close to screwing one of those hot chicks. So I highly recommend all of you, especially you virgins to go out and buy the Fleshlight.

- Will give you an orgasm that will drive you crazy
Even though I had sex with many hot chicks, my first time with the Fleshlight felt amazing.

- Puts masturbation to shame
I don’t think I will ever use the hand ever again.

- Improves your sexual performance
I’ve always been a good performer, but any men can use the Fleshlight to practice lasting longer.

- Only sex toy that resembles actual sex (vagina, anal, or vagina)
Forget cock rings or pumps. Dolls are too expensive. The Fleshlight is the only toy that resembles real sex.


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