14 February 2007
The School of Wank
There’s nothing better than coming home after a long day to a nice warm fleshlight. I have had the chance to try out a few inserts and I have nothing but love for the fleshlight.
“Original”, Mouth
Many have claimed this one to be the next best thing when it comes to getting head. I have to tell you, they’re not lying. This fleshlight is nice and smooth, and adjusting the cap and taking some nice deep strokes with it feels just like getting deep throated by your girlfriend. So, I definitely give it a thumbs up!
“Wonderwave”, Lady
This insert has been deemed the closest to vaginal sex. Now it’s true the waves are a little exaggerated, but that’s what makes it fun. Because it’s tighter than the original, those waves really do a job on your dick, stroking the shaft and vigorously plucking your head. This lady will have you screaming her name. Trust me!
“Ultra Tight”, Butt
The ultra-tight butt is obviously the closet choice if you’re looking for something similar to anal sex. But you know, I think it’s actually better than anal sex in a way. You usually never want to say that about a sex toy, but this is anal sex we’re talking about. It’s very sensitive back there so you have to take it easy. But with the fleshlight? You can be as rough as you like, and it will keep pulling you back in for more. This is definitely one cum guzzling, lube abusing, dick pleasing, pleasure!
One technique I have been using an awful lot is the hands-free method. I mean don’t get me wrong. My hand still feels great, but the fleshlight has so much more to offer. Using a shoe is one of the hands free methods, but it gets a lil troublesome trying to keep it steady. This is where you slip the fleshlight into a shoe so it is angled up towards you. I suggest using a pillow or some clothes to help keep it steady. The mattress method seems to be a more successful hands free method. This is where you shove it between your mattress and fuck it til you’re begging for mercy. That’s right, until YOU beg for mercy. This is a great hands free method because you don’t have to worry about it moving around at all.
I start out my fun by letting my fleshlight soak in warm water, and then lubing it up. Then I place is between my mattress and frame, which is a perfect height for me to kneel down at. If you’re a lil short and need some help here? Try using a pillow or some clothes lying around to give you a little extra height.
Let me just say the orgasms are spectacular. It’s like an upgrade from using your hand. Your hand just can’t engulf you with the same warm wetness that the fleshlight can. That and once you start getting used to going to your fleshlight instead of your hand, your dick will wake up to sensations you never knew existed. I found after using the fleshlight for a while that my hand started to feel different. I was more sensitive to the grip I used. Not only that, but I’m blowing a much bigger load. The fleshlight is sucking me dry. What a mind blowing, spine tingling, legs shaking, eye rolling, body spasming, good time!
The school of wank brings you the fleshlight, where homework NEVER looked so good!
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